"Jane's mind was aflutter. "A date! A date!" she thought, "I can't believe I have a date. How long has it been? Cripes! I don't want to even think abo...t it."Aunt Jane was normally a very levelheaded person, but meeting Uhuru had thrown her for a loop. The first thing she did when she got home was to jump into the shower and shave her legs. Then she quickly dried herself off and toweled her hair.She bounced over to her closet to try to find something to wear. "Yuck," she thought, "this usually. Several cotton towels were waiting for me. Throwing the closest towel over my head. I began to dry my hair. I then slowly burying my face in the soft folds.I again breathed in deeply. Every smell was so clean and fresh. As I lingered in the soft embrace. I felt a warmth swirl over me. Before I could wonder what I felt, a warm intense thought envelope in my mind. In the same instant I smelled her. I felt the hunger of her mouth sucking me deeply into her mouth, my moan speaking the words that. I kissed my husband and replied, Well, things have been going well at the office lately, and Im going to switch back to normal hours, I think. Thats great! Are you hungry? Sort of, I replied, slipping my hand into my purse. Would you&hellip, Robert didnt finish his sentence, and his face went blank. Robert, do you masturbate? Yes. How often? Every day or two. Sometimes twice a day. I knew Robert had been masturbating as long as we had been married, because he wasnt as good at hiding the. Let me put it delicately ... I'm on my period, and I have two tampons left. And two, all the clothes that I own are in that Wal-mart bag behind the seat." Oh," I said. "I thought you said "problem". Make the hotel reservation. That town's big enough to have a mall and we'll hit town at six or so. We go to the mall, you get what you need. No problem as far as I can see." Nuh-uh. Problem. I almost got the crap slapped out of me for forty bucks. That's all the money I have." You keep arguing," I.