Flowers, chocolates, and dinner out are classics only because so many lovers choose to do it that way. Or course, that inflates the price of it all. E...rnest boyfriends spend four times as much for roses as normal, pay an exorbitant amount for cheap chocolates in a heart shaped cardboard box, and pay through the nose for a lousy meal in a crowded restaurant filled with other couples desperately pretending it is romantic.As unpleasant and unnatural as a commercial Valentine’s Day celebration. “Well you slapped me Charlotte. As you've acknowledged, that is a very serious transgression. It is what the Constabulary refer to as 'Assault' I believe.” “Will you have me charged?” Oh god, her life flashed before her eyes. She would be ruined. Never travel overseas, never work anywhere decent again. A criminal record . For assault...on her boss! “Of course not. As I said Charlotte. No need for any lasting repercussions. As long as you make amends. Here...Now.” Charlotte took a long shaky. I said really we do it all the time. You should see the ones i get from her. So i whipped out my phone and started showing her the texts we exchange. She was like wow you two do get going with those messages. O yeah we do. We started to get closer to eachother in the couch for some reason the way i was holding my phone for her to see it was right next to her left breast. Now i have never seen her boobs but my wife has and she said they are pierced and they are double DD's a little bit saggy but. Come September, she would be traveling to New York City to go to NYU. Jerry, on the other hand, had as many ambitions as a rock and decided to work for a while at a local gas station before learning to become a car mechanic. ‘ Give me a minute.’ Sara stared at herself one last time before leaving the bathroom. The mirror in their bathroom was the only one that made her look pretty. But having heard Ian’s words, Sara had a feeling from now on, even her reflection in a puddle of pee would look.