It’s weird being the same age as old people.Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.Chocolate is God’s way of tellin... us he likes us a little bit chubby.It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you. I have gone from semi-employed to flat out unemployed for the last two months, so with Christmas coming and lots of time on my hands I decided to stretch my meager resources and sew some gifts for people, like my wife and daughter and (ahem...) my feminine self. After all, sewing is the quintessential feminine activity. Soft fabrics, lace, needles, delicate stitching, ribbons and loving craftsmanship. (Sorry - the politically correct haven't come up with a gender neutral version of the word and. And all of us came in time. My friend Arun has also brought his girlfriend Sofi since she also liked to join. Sofi was a hot NRI girl of 23. She had a very curvy body and stiff and cute boobs.Sindhu aunty was wearing a saree and Anjali in a tank top and short skirt. The music started and Sindhu and Anjali started dancing. Everyone was ogling at aunty and my eyes were on Sofi.After some boozing, Sofi also started dancing. Aunty started to strip off her saree. Then Jacob and Mohit went to her and. Barry smiled at her small, rounded mounds. “Nice. Easy one now ... List the English alphabet in 30 seconds---backwards.” Her mouth dropped. “Go!”“Umm, z, y, x, w, umm, v, u, t, umm, uh oh ... backwards? I can’t”“Too bad. But you did get those seven right so only 19 wrong answers.” He smiled and stared at the 11 buttons holding her blouse together. She looked around the store and held a male rep’s wide open eyes as Barry cut off the rest of the buttons and flipped her top open. Her pert boobs.