’ She began to get tears in her eyes. I’m a sucker for women with tears in their eyes. What was I supposed to do? I’d been falling in love with ...omeone who wasn’t real. Simone, or whatever her name was, didn’t exist. It was probably only to be expected. I’d never had a woman this beautiful be interested in me before. Never. Oh, sure I’d dated some hot babes, but no one who could adorn the cover of a men’s magazine — and wanted nothing more than to suck my dick. For sure, I was an idiot. After a. Eve turns me around.“I need to kiss him,” she tells Wynn, and kisses me on the lips; her tongue enters my mouth and finds my tongue for a passionate kiss. Her hand moves over my back to my pants and slides inside. I feel the warmth of her hands moving over my buttocks. Her thumbs find the elastic in my pants and pull it down. My stiffening cock tries to prevent, but fails, also my pants drop to the floor.Eve breaks our kiss and looks again at Wynn over my shoulder.“His main feature is on my. I went inside her panty and searched for her hole, she had a hairy pussy, i found the clit and touched it. she almost jumped out of excitement and giggled she grabbed my hand and was shaking her head to say no, but it was a very faint no, and i wasnt willing to stop anyway. i grabbed her and stabilised her and started rubbing her clit. she too was shaking my dick really fast. it was like a race of who could make the other person cum first.I rubbed her vigorously, she was loosing control, she. “What the hell is that?” he asks. “War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes”Then the guy looks to his right and sees ... three streams!“What the hell is that?” “War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes”.The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle and see... 12 streams!“War wound??” “Nah my zipper’s stuck”A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of.