Medicare pays $43 of it.This one is compliments of JerryYou Know You Are In A Redneck Church If... ... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the ...,000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. ... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up. ... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. ... A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive. "How is this possible?" It is a gift!" Elsa whispered hurriedly. "I carry the blood of the blessed one in my veins. We were siblings, he and I." Now I can fight!" Vlad exclaimed heartily. "I can kill the Black Guards by the thousands with only my sword and your precious gift will protect me!" No!" Elsa exclaimed. There was fear in her voice – fear for him! "Even with my gift, you cannot stand against a thousand swords! I did not gift you to watch you die! I would rather help you escape! You can. She had been expecting wine, but in all honesty, she could not declare that she was disappointed.Dan, the dairy farmer, who was once a humble milkman, accidently let his workman’s big hand rest comfortably on Millicent’s glorious bosom as they sat on the sofa having a soothing before dinner drink. She was fully aware of her weakness in regard to hard spirits but it would have been simply much too prudish on her part to turn down his offer of a “quick one” before the main course. She knew all. I’m the one who was super excited as by this time I was 22. Finally, the day had come. We planned for a trip to Ooty. At home I said I’m going to attend a big job interview at Coimbatore which is in fact near to Ooty. We booked tickets in the bus till Coimbatore.As expected the romance started straight away during the bus journey. We both had kiss hugs. We were afraid for an instance but we were in a control. I saw a huge bulge on his pant. We booked into a hotel. I was sleepy, so I had a nap..