I hadn't slept all that well, and the heavy breakfast made me drowsy, but I made it home shortly after noon and, not feeling any need for lunch, settl...d down with the local, and the St. Louis, Sunday papers.The Cardinals were comfortably in first place, the All-Star break was still three weeks away, and I had graduated from high school fifteen years ago this month.It seemed like a good time for a self-assessment.Let's see, now. You draw a line across the top of a piece of paper, and another. This had taken me nearly another forty-five minutes. The wind was getting up a bit, and the rain was beginning to fall gently.When I entered the van Jane had the lights on, and the pair of them were sitting up in bed waiting for me both grinning from ear to ear. I secured the doors and quickly got out of my clothes, and tried to get in to my side of the bed but was pulled into the centre. Now I had two sets of lovely breasts pressing into my sides, so I put an arm round each of their shoulders. I also thought it was incredibly sexist that they only had the girls up there. To be fair, they should have had the naked guys on stage, too. I wondered if they were going to catch hell for it somewhere down the line from some ACLU lawyer or the like.Not that I minded, you understand. I would have been monumentally embarrassed to have had to stand up there naked in front of the whole school and make a speech about it. But I would have done it.Considering what I faced on Saturday, it would have. My phone beeped for an incoming call so I hung up with him and answered it. It was my wife, they had made it and said they were short-handed so it would take them a couple more hours than they had planned. I told her it was OK and I'd see her later. We hung up and I went to the bedroom and started digging through boxes and bags that we never unpacked when we moved in the apartment months before. I found the outfit, stripped and then put it on. I used the camera in my laptop and took a.