" Anyway, here." She held out something. I took it fromher. "I got this for working at the garden club sale." It was a palepink t-shirt with a bouqu...t of red roses on the front. "I thought I wastaking an M, but instead it was XXL. It's much to big for me." Andhere." She handed me a bottle. "It's a citrus facial scrub. A woman'sskin is her second most important feature." I looked down at my chest."No, it's our hair. You're lacking in that department too. Good night."She went back into our. He went up to the bar and ordered a Guinness, then found a small empty table overlooking the dance floor. Listening to Melissa Ethridge at 120db, he immediately noticed that although he was practically the only male in the place, the dance floor was jam-packed. Looking closely, he saw only women dancing with women. When a slow song eventually came up, the partners danced as tightly as a man and a woman in heat.After the implications of what he was seeing set in, he simply ignored it and decided. Bharti mujhse ghar ki chabi le li aur jaati hui boli: Tum kuch der yahi ruko, mere sath mat aao, koi dekh lega.Maine bhi ye sahi samjha aur kuch 1–2-minute baad apne ghar ko pahuncha. Darwaza andar se lock nahi thi. Main seedha andar ghusa darwaze ko band kar lock kiya. Bharti ko doond pahle kitchen mein dekha. Par woh waha nahi thi.Fir mere kamre mein jaha woh thahri thi waha se kuch awaaz aayi. Uske paas jaane ki baat se hi mere tann badan mein aag lagi hui thi. Room ka darwaza halka khula. Later, while we ate, she had a couple more drinks and she had gotten a little tipsy. That was okay, I was driving.When we got home, Mom had thrown her arms around me and kissed me somewhat passionately. "You're a good boy, Davey, to put up with an old broad like your mother," she slurred, "when you could be out with a nice girl." I'd rather be out with you, Mom, You're all the girl I want."For a long time I had looked at my mother sexually. Truthfully, I wanted to fuck her. She was in her early.