Mines right”, I couldn’t help but laugh at how naive I was back then, after opening the “secret door” which was more just a piece of corrugate... iron covering a hole. I walked around and looked out our handiwork, nearly a decade old and still standing, not bad. I crawled out again and headed back towards the meadow. What I was on the horizon made my jaw drop and my stomach jump.On the horizon, silhouetted by the descending sun, was a girl. She was leaned up against the oak I had been resting in. It was a badge ofhetero-normality.Xi asked, "How would you like to be me. For a weekend?"Hease glanced back. "On line?" They'd already done that. Voice fonts.Video fonts. None of Xi's gal pals had suspected."In person." Xi squeezed Hease's shoulder."I don't think a makeover can do that." I'm ready for the next level in our relationship." She sat on his lapand kissed him."Um." Hease returned the kiss.********Hease lost eighteen hours. Gone. The anesthesia hadn't knocked him out.He just couldn't. ” “Did she like those knickers? They were smashing, I would wear those,” chuckled his wife, buttering a slice of brown bread. “But I’ve got loads you’ve bought me and quite frankly I don’t want to go places these days and not bothered what I look like,” she chuntered. “Yeah - loved them, but she didn’t put them on. She said my jism would spoil them within minutes ... right I suppose. She put the ones she’d arrived in on just to drive home,” Bernie snickered. “Yeah she is, you dirty old manyak,”. ''Nope,i am single since last May and have my own place.'' ''You surprised me again, how could a hot guy like you be single? It's her loss anyway, never mind,it's none of my business '' i giggled. Omg, i felt like a cheap slut, i was openly flirting with him! He returned the smile and looked appreciatively at my stunning legs. ''It's all right,you can ask me anything you wanna know,none of my clients were pretty and chatty like you recently.'' I went red,blushing.. I could notice he had a.