I been renting tha place whilst ya was gone. Bettie told me ya was comin back but she didn’t say when. Welcome back boy. So whatcha gonna do now ya ...ome back home? They sure aint much work hereabouts fer a young fella like you.’ Jack’s head was spinning after Mr. Hill’s greeting. He said, ‘Well Mr. Hill, I really don’t know but this is all I have left. I lost my business and two wives while I was gone. All I own in the world right now is here in front of you. I have no job, almost no money and. I could easily pass as my sister. It wasalmost 7:00 and my sister would be home any minute. So I walkeddownstairs to sit on the couch to wait for her to get home. Well 7:00 came and went and my sister wasn't home yet. Finally at 7:30the doorbell rang. I knew it had to be my dumb sister, she must haveforgotten her key. So I got up and walked to the door and opened it, andin my best girl voice I said "it's about time you got her, I was soworried." However to my surprise it wasn't my sister. It. She then sized him up and down. At that moment, she wished he were not a preacher. He was a very handsome man, one she could really fall for. His deep blue eyes were hidden by heavy black lashes and his oval face was surrounded by long curly hair. When he smiled he had the cutest dimples. She jumped when his eyes met hers and then quickly looked away. Inside she wished they were sitting somewhere, private. She then told herself, “That will never happen. I do not date preachers!”Reverend. She giggled. “You have to be standing on the floor by the bed for that. Get up”, and she got off the bed before me. I also got on the wooden floor almost unwillingly. She asked, if I had any Vaseline. My mind started reeling and getting some idea, what she might had going in her mind. I told her that I was lucky; I never had the fissuring of my skin and thus I never had to buy the Vaseline. Frustrated, she asked; if I had a KY and I quickly answered that I was blessed with a tongue and the spit.