So when the room service guy came in I ordered two bottles of Black & White whiskey (preferred by Priyanka) and gave him a thousand rupee tip and 500 ...ucks to bring a packet of condom. He happily ran and brought me within three minutes…I was surprised and said “so quick?” he replied in perfect English “We are ready for everything, fast and prompt”…I thought service industry is really giving service in India.I poured whiskey in our glasses and started to drink, after a peg she said “You know. Linda thought it would be best if we didn’t just say I’m her father and confuse her, since she already told her that I passed away. I really didn’t care I just wanted to be in her life. Our relationship was going really good and we got married. I always wanted to tell Sophia I was her dad, but Linda wouldn’t let me. So I was her step father. Our marriage started getting rocky in a short 4 years. But I did my best to hold it together. One day when Sophia was 13 and at school, I was at work and. Carolyn opens the door. We enter the most beautiful room I have ever seen. Beautiful wallpaper, soft music, a mirror that can be positioned to catch anyplace in the room, a deep comfy chair with a footstool for you, a long double chaise with many pillows, even a small fridge. In the corner there is a large screen for me to change behind. carloyn smiles at our amazement and helps me take my selections behind the screen. She offers to get us anything before she leaves. She gets you a glass of. In a young person this can be possibly explained away by raging hormones, confusion about pre-pubescence, chemical imbalances, ad-infinitum.Yeah, yeah, that's great in a teenager. I'm talking about when I was nine. I guess I was developing early, like masturbation at this age, with success! Boy! That was a great time for me. Well, sort of. Mum and Dad split up when I was nine, and that was pretty ordinary. In fact it was bloody frightening!! Their rows were loud and violent, with Mum coming off.