"Besides, I'm her date this week and we've done plenty. She took me to pick up my tux this morning and we had a nice lunch." She should be paying atte...tion to the best man. That's who she'll walk down the aisle with," the short plump bridesmaid snarked."Yeah. I suppose that means you and I should be getting it on, doesn't it? After all, I'm the one escorting you down the aisle." She stood up and marched over to me."The only reason I get stuck with you is because I'm short. It's not because I. “Hang on, is it really true?” Harry asked. “Is she really dead?”“Yes, she is,” Mary replied.“Well what are those people going to do?” Asked Charlie.“It’s fine, we’re dealing with it,” said Adam.“Please don’t talk down to us,” said Daniel.“Fine. As far as we can tell, they intend to continue on with their current objective of killing all the Masters,” explained Adam. “After that, they appear to simply be content in allowing the world to continue without magic. But we doubt that. Certainly a word. "I laughed at him. "Who? Well ... your mother for one," I grinned eyeing him directly. He looked as though he was about to faint."Mom? She said that we were ... uh, were ... No she wouldn't!" He said finding himself, refusing to believe his mother would give him up that easily, and that I was perhaps fishing, guessing ... suspecting perhaps, but not really knowing the truth. "Because we..." What? Because you haven't been fucking her? Is that what you're actually telling me?" I said, and only. No fuss, no muss. It was all going well up until tonight. I was on my way home, my wife was away at her mother’s house and I decided to drop in for a quick suck-job. As I slinked into the adult bookstore, the clerk didn’t give me his usual nod. Instead he motioned for me to come over and said in a low voice, “You’re a pitcher, right?” After a second I nodded, I guess he paid more attention then I thought to who did what in the back room. “Try booth twelve,” he said. “A real nice looking girl.