Dana had read about a summer song contest at the music store, and entered us in it. She hadn’t paid attention to all the details, so here we were, p...rked outside the entrance to Naked City Indiana. We had already found out that the entry money was non-refundable, and in order to win, the band would have to play nude. The prize was a pretty good one, $10,000 and a recording contract, but there is no way I can do it. Rex acts like it is no big deal, and even the girls aren’t hyperventilating, but. He looked at each of the men and realized he'd seen all of them at the office, even Greg. He looked over at the guy and thought it odd that he didn't seem too torn up about his wife's infidelity. "Yeah," Paul laughed, "I wish Cynthia had a thing for our pool boy. It's Rose, our housekeeper, she can't keep her hands off of."Everyone but Reggie laughed. David, who was about ten years older than him, gave him a frown. "You have to loosen up Reggie, this is sanctuary. We speak freely about whatever. ”At an Irish wedding the minister offered this toast:“Marriage is the union of two people who bring meaning to one another and make their life bearable. Will all the men please go stand beside that one person who has made their life bearable!”The bartender was almost crushed to death.These are compliments of AnonymousGroup Therapy...A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed.To the first mother,. "What's wrong, Jim?" she asked, concern showing in her voice. "You know that Patty likes doing these things. What's wrong with Patrice doing them? She told you that she wants to be punished."I thought for a few moments, trying to put my misgivings into words. Finally, I said, "It's not fair to Patrice."The two girls were now totally confused."Patrice," I called out. "Please come over here with us; right here, as a friend, and not as Vanessa."Patrice came over looking confused. "What's wrong?".