It was mostly maintaining student records, but there were also elements of personnel work, a bit of financial accounting and so on. I was in a team of...six, and my supervisor, Cora, was a real sweetheart in her mid-50s, the type who likes to mother her young charges. On my first day she introduced me to four of my colleagues, all females who seemed nice enough, and added ‘Zoë’s off delivering mail at the moment, you’ll meet her shortly.’ I settled down at my new desk to study the staff manual.. He was too dumbstruck to move. Then, he felt a tap on his shoulder."Hey Alex, when did you blow into town?"It was Courtney. She was the tall, blonde first baseman for the Eagles. She was listed at 5'9", but she was taller than that. Alex could look directly into her crystal blue eyes."Don't worry about her, she always takes losses tough." Yeah, but, it wasn't," Alex stammered. "You're probably right." Was she going to give you a ride home?" Yep. Looks like I am walking now." Don't be silly,. Fuckin’ attitude.Click-click. Click-click. Click-click.I didn’t need this shit. Not now, not ever. I divorced this crap.Click-click. Click-click. Click-click.What the fuck you plannin’ on? Living in my fuckin’ face.They stopped.The clicks quit.Going into my hood, I headed down.Oouchf! Fuck! One god damn pointy kick in the fuckin’ ribs.Squinting, I looked up. Looked up legs that went to the fuckin’ moon.Legs that ended inside a micro-skirt swathed in darkness framed by the fuckin’. Dekho kitna pani nikla hai…Me: Sali tujhe bola than a sath main jhadenge….ab tu dekh main kya karta hun…aja ghodi ban ja..piche se teri chut ko chodunga..Sonam: sorry jijaji…apka lund itna bada hai ki maja aa gaya aur main jhad gayi….ab yeh loh mujhe ghodi bana ke chodo piche se..Me: ab yeh gaya ander..ahhhhh. ah ah ah. (thap thap thap) maja aa raha hai salijiSonam: han jijaji maja aa raha hai….ah ah aur chodo mujhe ah ah ah aur chodo…Me: ab teri gand bhi teri chut ke pani se gili ho gayi.