For the record, I'm not some smug asshole. I know I'm blessed and I also make sure my women get pleased too.I just get bored.I've never met one that m...kes me keep coming back.Sex is just sex....I know that makes me sound like a sexist pig, but I believe that when I meet the one I'll just know... like my mom and dad, who have been married forty years.Anyways, I was given a free shot ticket for one 'Puckered Rosebud', a drink I had never heard of before.But I was not one to turn down a free drink. Meanwhile, I had a position that I needed to try with Glen, a position that doesn't have a number (such as 69) because only two hermies can even try it: From reversed leg scissors positions, sort of like when two women attempt to crush pussies into eachother, we tried our unique plug, inserting each penis into the other's vagina!We could not achieve full penetration because of the necessary offset angle, and the more erect we got, the more uncomfortable it became because it was like trying to. She shuddered again. Her whole body arched backwards. This time she gave out a louder scream. More fluids began to flow. I sat back and watched her orgasm.White fluids were all over her pussy and had dripped to the floor. This was the biggest orgasm I had ever seen. Then she sat beside me and given me a kiss om my lips…and said””u know Fardeen u are like a baby and this behavior of yours make me all yours then she hugged me and I made her lie on the bed and separated her both the legs and I put. Fuck all those pussies who shave their crotches and legs. I want some hair where there’s supposed to be goddamned hair. I don’t want to feel like I’m fucking a 12-year-old.“Sir?” I heard, and realized I’d been staring, and he’d been speaking, and I hadn’t noticed it at all. “You ordered a large with black olives and jalapenos?”His voice had that just-broken rasp to it. The kid was definitely no older than 16.“No,” I joked. “I ordered jalapenos and black olives.”He frowned and looked at the.