Now I know who you are and where you live. I have your phone number from my caller ID, so now your white ass is mine boy."That statement scared the he...l out of me. How dumb could I be? Damn!He sat down and handed me a drink. It was straight vodka, and it was nearly 3 shots."Drink it all boy, enjoy yourself."It burned all the way down, but somehow it made things bearable again, and then I started to relax as the drink had an immediate effect.He pulled out a cigar, clipped one end and lit it,. I told him that I wanted him to put his finger inside me and we took a quick break to find the closest thing to real lube that was in their bathroom.I got into position - same one as Josh got into - and the next 6 or 7 minutes were pure sexual pleasure. He pulled my dick straight down and he jerked it and licked it and pulled it toward him so he could suck it. He licked my balls and he tongued my ass and then he put that lube substitute on his index finger and then he slowly pushed it inside. They are simultaneously the best and worst the Milkyway has to offer the universe. They are the S.S Futchia.These stories start when our young, plucky and vivacious Starship Captain Tirex stole a light purple party ship from her home planet and took to the stars. While there she threw many parties and made great use of her races partial selective hermaphroditism, which allows her to swap between female and male genitalia at will. This has no doubt brought her many great enemies and allies in. My moans got louder and more uncontrollable, but definitely not too loud for anyone far to hear, and no one had walked by me yet, or was coming down the path I came."Having fun up there I see..." the voice of a man bellowed up to me.I immediately stopped, pulled the dildo out, and looked over to the sign where I thought the man had been, but no one was there. He had made his way back here with me even realizing."How long have you been watching?" I asked, a little bit nervous since I have no.