"He passes the Matt test." The mat test?" asked Jeff. "Is that like a door prize or a floor show or something?" Well, you remember I told you about Ma...t," said Lissa."Yeah, he sounds like a real asshole." He is. Well, if a girl as gorgeous as Alya were to ask him out, he wouldn't get his girlfriend's permission; he would just go behind her back." He did, in fact," Alya added."Oh, so this was all just a test." Yes, and the reward is that I'm going to go through with it," she grinned. "That is,. No, not an ex-girlfriend, just a good friend for many years. I was telling her of my predicament about looking for a new place to live and she offered me a suggestion: one of her daughters.Let’s be clear, I knew her daughters pretty well and also knew the one she was talking about is a lesbian and in a relationship. Quite a few years back, she was a pretty constant visitor to my house, as she was school friends with one of my daughters as well. So I was a little hesitant, but I was also getting. “How about now?” “Oh god yes Ian, yes, before I change my mind. But what should I wear?”“What do you think Mum?” I wanted her to think it through. For me that was part of the excitement and I knew she would feel the same. “If we go now I have to wear what I've got on. Is this alright?” What would you like to be wearing?”“How would you like to be in the club Mum?”“Oh I don’t know. Accessible?”“Go on. You must have thought about it.”“I thought it would be nice if I didn’t wear my bra and. Please suggest a usage fee and I’ll pay you.Regards, Alan.THE ACTIONSFred, feeling betrayed and insulted, grabbed his gun (he is an American!) rushed next door and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa to reflect.Then he took out his phone and saw he had a second message from his neighbor:SECOND MESSAGEHi Fred, Alan here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I guess you figured it out anyway - the damned Auto-Correct changed.