Dot though, waylaid me as soon as I entered the house."How's your arse?" she enquired, not unkindly."Tender, as you can well guess," I answeredsourly....I'd had to sit on a rather hard office chair for most of the day."Have you put anything on it?" When I said no,she ordered me to the bedroom and removed my trousers. "Yes, it a realnice colour," she laughed, "And a bit chafed too." She workedsome cream into the sore flesh. "You shouldn't have refused," Dotstated what I already knew, "Fred gets a. .then she slowly ran her fingertip down that juicy path to her clit. She immediately drew in a breath as she began teasingly circling her clitty, spreading her legs wide, pinching her nipple with the other hand. A branch suddenly broke near the rock, and a pretty, petite blonde emerged from the woods. She walked up to Lana, displayed on the rock with her hand buried in her swollen, dripping cunt."Don't stop. Continue for me. I want to watch you rubbing that pretty little pussy. Look at me while. Put your left hand here and cup my balls. Be very gentle. Move them around, but don't squeeze too hard. Sometimes I like to press on the bottom of the shaft underneath them." Like this?" Yes exactly. Now with your right hand, grip the shaft like this." Using his own hand, he demonstrated, moving the skin on his shaft up and down."You move the skin?" Yes. If you rub the skin without lubrication, it'll chafe. If you want to get creative, you can rub this spot right here with your thumb." His hand. 15. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.16. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.17. So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.18. How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.19. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.20. Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.21. I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s.