.I was sitting outside on my porch waiting for him to show up in his beat up old car and finally he came. To me he was a god, he had brown hair that ...overed one of his eyes most the time and a lip ring, not to mention his hands were rough yet wonderful because he was a mechanic. There he comes up my drive way and I rush out to him and he lets me into his car, we are driving down the road when he asks, "You sure you're ready for this?For me to be your first?" all the while his hand was. It was then as I chatted to several of the Ladies and drank my own coffee that I noticed that they where all Mature and quite good looking for there age! Each one asked to make a private appointment with me and as I noted down each Ladies Business details and entered the time and day that they wanted me to go around to see them, by the time the lastone had left I had a full diary and more orders than I thought I would have.The first couple of appointments where just straight boring sales. "It has something to do with this fantastic woman I met last night. She really knows how to build up a guy's confidence."She laughed, unable to maintain her facade of irritation."Give me just a moment. I've got to put on my 'I'm dying of the flu' act for Professor Smith," he smiled, tapping out the last four digits of the number. "He'll send someone down to my room to put a note on the board dismissing my classes for the day... hello, Professor Smith, this is Barry Cole..."Smiling to herself,. Even though its more than 20 years ago it still seems like yesterday tomeI can only blame myself for agreeing and Shirley my sister for askingand of course lets not forget the lovely Emma for landing me in itRight up to my neck and probably way, way higher than thatI'm not sure if it's a shooting offence but then again if I had a gun Iwould most probably have shot the beautiful pair of themAlways a sucker for a pretty faceAs it turned out that face was mine, interested? Then dear reader.