The cowboy spent the night with the woman.The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the...cowboy lost his temper and yelled “You stupid horse! I said ‘posse!’”What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?A full set of teeth.A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey, Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you. Your tight black short pants, very short pants, cup and hug you butt, you tight and perfect butt. Your legs, lean and smooth, slip into your white gym shoes. You glance at yourself in the mirror. You like what you see. You look like an athlete, a hot athlete. Your body feels good, fit, healthy, pumped and alive, really alive. As you consider which weight you want to try you hear a noise and I enter the gym. We don't make eye contact, two strangers in a gym late at night. I move to the weights. "A kind of dance routine would be a good idea - at least for Beatrice - lovely sinuous body - that girl! Maybe we could have a guy playing a flute or reed pipe or something - sort of snake charmer act with Beatrice as the deadly charmed serpent! That would be her taken care of. How would Julia fancy a bit of bondage - what would you say to that - chains and ropes - maybe staked out on the ground, spread-eagled?"The angry scarlet flush that came over the Brigadier's face caused the Colonel to. “I can offer you some encouragement, if I need to,” Frank said as he cracked his knuckles.Brock laughed out loud.“Oh, you’re serious,” he said when his laughter subsided.“I’ve whipped bigger men than you,” Frank said with a glare.Brock nodded.“Bigger maybe,” he said. “But I doubt you’ve fucked with anyone meaner. I’ve made far tougher men than you piss themselves in the corner because they knew they would have to go through me to the toilet. Hell, I’m so tough your ex-wife doesn’t even scare.