If you must,” I said.The door opens ... the light comes on ... the door shuts.A squeak from Alice.I am not alone.“Good evening, Alice.” A nice d...ep baritone.Squeak“Alice ... this is ... What did you say your name is?”“Legion,” he said, followed by, “Pater would have his little joke.”I remembered, “That’s not what you said, Leon.”He had the courtesy to blush.“Ma’ma was notorious ... Daddy assumed ... DNA proved him wrong.”“And...?” I made the tell me more motion.“During the divorce, Ma’ma. 3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.5. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.To steal from many is research.9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.10. In filling. . the year Skynyrd crashed, Star Wars came out, and I had an 9th grade math teacher named Mrs. Lambfinger. Horrible name, I know, and it was that much worse that her first name was Pamela and sort of rhymed (Pamela Ramyerfinger), though I only thought of her as Mrs. Lambfinger.No. Not quite true. I thought of her in many different ways. I sometimes thought of her unbuttoning her top for me, button by button, to reveal-- well, I'm not sure now how my fantasies played out, since they had no basis. I turned her and made her sleep on her belly. I was unable to control myself looking at her buttocks. Started kissing her back thighs and kissed her entire buttock several times on panty itself. Kissed her entire back. She said she wanted to do the same with me and asked me to sleep on my stomach. She slept on my and started kissing me from my neck, entire back and ran her face on my buttocks. Ran lips on my back thighs. She repeated the same but this time she was biting my entire back portion..