Unless the ball bearings were coated they would delaminate and leave an ion trail in the sky. Just for the hell of it, I built a four-story solenoid a...med straight up and cast it in concrete. It had a bore of twelve inches. When I fired that sucker off the lights dimmed and it tried to pull the fillings out of my teeth at 80 feet.But I had fired the first steel bowling ball into orbit.I figured that with the right timing I could shoot satellites out of the sky. I had to have it carted off with. I went to school from there and I talked my best-looking teacher into taking all her clothes off at exactly ten AM. She was then instructed to teach the rest of the class in the nude. She had always been such a stuck up bitch to me and the other boys and I thought this would embarrass her as it gave enjoyment to the class. It worked so well, even when some of the girls tried to get her to cover up she refused saying it was the only way they would ever learn. After class, I went to the principal. The panic inside her now spurred her on to even more energy in her attempt to avoid recapture; she raced as fast as she could away from the crescendo of noise behind her and her mind kept telling her she could escape their clutches if only she kept her wits about her.Suddenly she plunged down an embankment and tumbled into a small river. The water whilst cold did not feel as cold as that which had woken her just minutes ago, she dived under the water and swam downstream thinking the hounds. I called his mobile but it was off. It was hard to know what was going on. He turned up at work at about eleven in the morning, and came directly to my office. I was alone, and he came over to me behind my desk, and leaned down to where I sat and kissed me hard on the mouth. ‘Do you love me?’ He asked? ‘Yes darling. Of course. More than anything.’ I was puzzled about where he had been all morning, but I wanted to hear what he had to say before I asked him what was going on. ‘I have a surprise.