Look on the bright side; I'm still a one-third virgin."What do you do when the love of your life tells you she sucked and took in the ass the most des...rable guy in the school, for you. I was so relieved, I said thanks. She said, "You're welcome. Good bye! [Click.]." I was back on the line at noon, begging her to go steady. She took pity on me and accepted my ring.The next few months were the best of my life. Sharon and I were inseparable. Our love blossomed. We talked of marriage and a life. Tired from the journey, I hit the bed early and went into deep slumber. I woke up next morning to the door bell. I was all groggy eyed and trying to get back into my senses.My mother opened the door and I could hear a little chatter going on. I figured it was my maid , janaki aunty who had been serving us for 2 years now. I got up and was walking towards the kitchen to get a glass of water and that’s when I noticed a young girl doing the dishes. Now this was a pleasant surprise, I thought to. Whenever she's out of earshot, we all start talking about it. They're placing bets on when you two will hook up."She turned to face him again. Her eyes were soft and caring now. There wasn't a hint of hurt or anger in her. "Why haven't you asked her out?" she asked, genuinely concerned.Joey wondered about it. "It's hard," he settled on."And I was easy?" she asked.He shook his head. "EasiER," he said, stressing the final syllable. "But you were still hard. But she's impossible. It's like, I can. I also could be convinced to juggle for short durations at infrequent intervals. If I used my entrancing device, I could put on a little hypnotist show. I was very cautious about making commands or suggestions to some one under it’s effect.I had to be very cautious also about what ‘magic’ I allowed the Cuban crew to see, and carefully show them the trick and device of it. They were a superstitious bunch as a whole, and I was an odd enough duck already, without any extra spooky stuff. They were.