Kirsty threw on her dressing gown as we all settled on the duvets strewn around the lounge, and she had just managed to tie the cord when the door ope...ed and her dad’s head popped through. “Dad! Knock!” Kirsty cried, turning and stamping her foot in irritation.“And a good morning to you too, my dear. Are your friends ready to go? Their parents will be here to pick them up in a few minutes.”I glanced at the clock, and sure enough, the agreed conclusion time for the party was almost here. We all. You all seem so at ease with the whole nudity thing." Well for us," Anne said pointing to her husband and Don and Marge, "Ever since we were teens." You're kidding!" Liz said in surprise."Marc told the group about catching Anne and Marge skinny- dipping at the gravel pit and how one thing led to another.Dianne said, "It was about five years ago for us, Bob was teaching golf in Florida and we went to a clothing optional resort. We liked the lifestyle and have been going back ever since. We don't. “So you’re saying that I shouldn’t let a relationship last more than one month?!” “Yes.” Ryan said matter-of-factly. “See, for the first month in any relationship, the guy’s going to be infatuated with you. After that, he deteriorates. He’s not gonna stay hung up on you for the rest of your life. So you’ve got to end it while he’s still in that oh-my-you’re-so-beautiful stage. Leave him wanting more.” “But don’t you think that’d be kind of… slutty?” Ryan shrugged. “It is what you make of. "That poor girl's had a crush on you that's obviously been waiting for years to be fed." Shaking her head, she said, "I have no idea what you did to her, but it woke something up deep inside her."I groaned. "Fuck."She rolled over and looked at me. "Why? Can't it be a good thing?"I sighed. "I've been trying to get through this thing without ruining anyone's lives." You silly boy!" She punched me in the shoulder. "That girl's teetering on the edge of happiness. Just take care of the jealousy.".