For about the millionth time, I was thinking about just turning around and heading back to tell her I couldn't find the cat. For all I knew it was out...with some neighborhood tom having a good time laughing at me looking for her."Hey, man," a voice called to me from behind. "You lookin' for a little pussy?" Excuse me?" I said, turning around to confront the pervert who asked that. But I just got as far as turning around and stopped cold. Instead of the regular human being I was expecting, a tall. We all just stared at each other for what seemed like minutes. I finally looked up at Tanya and at the same time she looked down at me. Our eyes locked at the same time Beth said, "What the fuck? Are those my panties?" Tanya and I suddenly burst out laughing. I laughed so hard I had to lay back down and Tanya sat down next to me, tears of laughter in her eyes. She looked at me and then began to stroke my face with her hand as we continued chuckling. Beth asked what was so funny and why was I so. I love you too, Curtis, Miranda replied. She leaned in and kissed me before adding, our brief moment of sweetness short lived as usual, Do you want one more fuck before you have a ball and chain? She teased. I hope you mean those in the kinky sense, I playfully replied. You are so naughty, she smiled, grabbing my hand and leading me into the changing room. Here? I asked, a few other women meandering in the store. Ever fucked a bride-to-be in a bridal shop? She asked, taking the dress off.. Shit, she has bigger boobs, a sexy landing strip, she is skinnier, and has a sexier smile too. Fuck. "So, are you just gonna drool on the floor and glare at me? Or are you gonna come over to me and fuck me on my desk?" I remained still. "Oh, come on, give yourself one last thrill before you quit," she suggested, strolling towards me. She grabbed onto my black tie. "At least tell me this, what is longer, this tie or your johnson?" "I, I, I..." "You, you, you, what, Tony? Want to fuck me, but you.