I knew your tatas would be adorable.’ She blushed again, but kept his eyes. She’d never dream of underdressing with her husband watching. She’d ...ndress in the same room, but not with the intention of having him watch. ‘No comment about my muffin top?’ ‘Your what?’ Pinching flesh with both hands, she said: ‘Overhangs my pants, like a muffin top.’ ‘Endearing name. Like the brown of you eyes, I like that you’re well-fed, that you eat well, that you don’t starve yourself, punish yourself, deprive. He asked me why I was dressed that way, and that gave me an excuse to tell all about my Ren Faire fantasy of being taken by the wealthy Squire’s handsome son. I could tell that he liked that a lot.It was pretty obvious that he wasn’t going to do anything to move matters along, so I decided that I had better. “Have you ever played strip poker?” I asked him.“I don’t know anything about poker,” he said.“We could play a very simple version. We each turn over a card. The person with the low card has. "He totally dumped that skank yesterday. We're going to prom with him."Regan started bouncing on the balls of her feet in excitement."Too cool!" she said happily. "Man, that is going to rock." I am totally going to tramp it out," Joy declared. She caught the look Regan gave her and continued. "In a classy way. I sent Chris a picture of the gown. He's cool with it." Mine, too," Ruth said, smiling broadly. She decided that she had smiled more in the past week than in the previous two years. "I. A minute later, Linda came out and we started toward our car. “Keep an eye on those guys in the Buick over there,” I said. “They seemed to react when they saw me.”Linda nodded and looked around as we kept walking.I had the car remote in my left hand. The Buick started to move in our direction as I hit the unlock button. I opened the passenger door and stepped away from the car. Linda and I both turned as the Buick pulled up behind our car.The passenger door popped open and a short, skinny guy.