“Hey, beautiful,” the handsome man answered.“Hey there! How are you,” she asked.“I’m good. Thanks! What about you?”“I’m well. Just o... my to Mercy.”“Oh cool. I’m glad you called. I wanted to see if you would let me cook for you Saturday.”“That would be awesome. But, I’m hosting sleepover for my son’s birthday that night.”“Ah okay! Can I cook at your place.”“Uh, sure.”“Excellent. 7:00 work?”“Yes. sir!”“Great! I need to run. Call me when you get off.”“Okie dokie. Bye.”This evening was not unlike. I made this after the Columbine massacre. Although I will admit, my tastes went more towards Point Blank and cutesy gun games after that. Nina put the gun down on the table. You made a videogame gun, Sam… out of a real handgun. Samantha nodded. Yes, she said, barely audible. Shes struggling, thought Nina. Shes showing me a part of herself thats gone through her usual eccentricity and into… into something dark. Nina stared at Samantha. She wants me to reassure her that I dont think shes crazy.. She never set anything up, and no one ever knocked. If I could somehow find out what room number she had, would you, Daniel go over there and do it to her. Or with her, whatever you want? You could probably even put it up her ass and she'd never say a word.I had my Daniel so hot for an older woman that he dropped his phone, I know, I was standing on the other side of his bedroom door when I sent the text.Daniel was beside himself for the next two days. I could tell there was something he wanted. She got everyone started, and then asked me to follow her to the office area. She went to the lost and found box and pulled out a pair of Speedos. She told me to put them on, and dive in the pool. Those things fit around my waist, but were too small everywhere else. I didn't want to show her up, but didn't want to walk out in that suit, so I put my other bathing suit on top of that one, and went back out to the pool deck. She saw me, as I walked over to explain, and she just screamed. Everyone.