I knew there was still many miles to cross to bring my mom under me.It was evening now and I told mom that I am going out to play and mom locked the d...or and started her chatting session.I straight went to a wine shop and bought a bottle of scotch as I used to drink which my mom didn’t even knew and then went to the net café and opened my chatting session. And soon moms message pooped in.She again asked where was I and I told her that I had gone to bring scotch for me as I like drinking with my. Boudir mon matano hanta dekhe aar boudir pacha duluni dekhe dekhe amar bara khoob kharab abostha hoye giyechilo. Porer din dada officer janno chole jete ami aar boudi varanda tate bose cha khachillam. Emon someye samne rasta te ekta goru gelo. Goru tar pechone pechone ekta sanr hunnnnn hunnnnn korte korte jachillo. Saander lumba aar mota dhon ta peter taleye jhulchilo. Saander dhon dekhe boudir matha ghure gelo aar matha te gham beriye elo. Boudir chok sander dhon theke sorate parchilo na. Itne. Mules are impotent vegetarians. He eats meat. I think we have discovered a whole new breed of carnivorous jackass. Scientists all over the world would be willing to kill for the opportunity to dissect his dead body. Even the masculine scent of his flatulence draws flies to him like girls. There must be something dreadfully wrong with you, Jennifer, that keeps your clothes from falling off in his presence."The dude was just staring at me. You could tell his brain could not keep up. I was on a. Knowing I had let her down once again. I then realized, there were but two things waiting for me. The silent treatment, and a cold shoulder. I hurriedly made my way inside creeping ever so quietly towards the bedroom door. As I moved closer and closer to the bedroom, I could hear the rhythm of her breathing. I slowly pushed the door open only to find her basking in a casual but comforting sleep. As I moved my way around the bed to confirm my suspicions, I found a beauty not seen before. A face.