She looked like a cartoon character, with her enormous bubble butt, bouncing with every step she took. Her tits, which hadn't been modest to start wit..., had almost doubled in size as well, but they were no competition with her magnificent rear. It was twice the size of a watermelon, and jutted out so perfectly from her back that it almost could have been used as a seat. And immediately above it sat her tattoo, which still looked as fresh as it had the day he'd inked her.They'd been through the. . .I don’t know what they were. . . some larval water critter, alien sex worms from Mars, miniature leeches? Maybe a quarter inch long, perhaps a sixteenth of an inch across, their appearance was like a small slug without antennae. They weren’t biting or sucking, just adhered to our legs and butts in the water. To our great credit, neither one of us panicked, but we did make suitable “e-e-e-w” noises as we splashed water on each other and rinsed them from our bodies as we squatted upon the. Together, they latched onto my legs with the grip only a four year old can manage. Kevin strolled over to me and gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. "Welcome home," he said, "Everyone missed you while you were gone."On the drive home, Kevin briefed me on his latest project. Kevin is the only person who I will admit is smarter than me, and I'm glad he's heading up the research group at my company. With Kevin's ideas, our company has doubled its size and profits every year since he started. Tansy, who's the archetypal Goth, but very talented, and quite determined that if she makes it it'll be as Tansy Willis, not as a shadow of anyone else. Then there's Amanda, umm ... Martin, that's it. She's got more talent than most of the rest of them put together, but she's a very big girl, and although she's pretty she has almost no self confidence at all. She's interesting to talk to too, once you can get her going..." Enough already!" interrupted Catherine. "Enough talking about other.