He came inside the kitchen with the bottle. I smiled at him and said I would fill it for him. He said he knows to fill water wherever there is a hole.... started smiling after hearing this, and now he knows I too like him. So every day when my in-laws used to sleep in the afternoon, he came inside on the pretext of doing something and started flirting with me. His conversations always have a double meaning.One day he saw a couple of oranges and said I want to crush those oranges with my hands and. “First, do you know the woman?” Gwen asked.“Sure. It would be kind of silly if I didn’t, wouldn’t it?”“You’d be surprised at the number of claims like this that are made to elicit a settlement to keep it quiet, even if it’s not real. Next question, were you ever with this woman?”“Yes. Once.”“When?”“I can’t tell you exactly right now, but it would have been sometime during the spring of 1984.”“Over four years ago? And this is the first you’ve heard of it?”“Yes. I haven’t seen her since then. Not. She had boys on a string, dozens of them, but as far as I knew she had never really hooked up with any of them, just fooled around and spent their money.Anyhow, this Saturday morning, after the folks left to go shopping and I satisfied my morning woody, I crossed the hall and opened her door. She was lying on the floor, wearing a frilly pj top, the babydoll type that didn’t cover anything, and doing leg-lifts, her arms outstretched and neck arched. Damn, but she was pretty. As good looking as. We went through Dave's den with his growing collection of World War II books in which he takes so much pride. Finally we ended the tour in the kitchen. Even dad, who probably isn't even entirely sure what happens in a kitchen, was impressed.For the final stop on our tour I took them through the kitchen and out to the tropical paradise in our backyard. Helen came out with lunch while we were looking around and served us on the patio. Helen joined us for lunch but she behaved herself.You never.