It was perched on the edge of a national forest on the shoulder of a slight rise so it could overlook a broad valley. It was located just 20 minutes f...om a pretty little mountain resort town that just happened to have a state university.Bill had tried girl watching at the university like he used to do at the valley college but it wasn't the same. It seemed the local college was overrun by granolas. For those of you that don't know what a granola is, they are girls that cultivate the earth. They had a permanent settlement in the Scottish highlands near the place of their origin, the Clay Pits of Consummo, but whenever evil surfaced and began to intimidate the existence of man, the Optimates loaded their small wagons and a caravan was off to locate and eradicate the source of the evil energy. The humans thought the elfin people were too different to feel comfortable around. Fear of the unknown had most humans feeling the elfin peoples were bent on some heinous activity or another.. He courteously offered to help and rolled them down my butt, while I was pulling them down at the front. When he rolled them into a ball, tucking them into his pocket, I reminded him that he was wearing Jo’s shorts so he mustn’t forget them inside it’s pocket.“Oh, are you going to ride your bike back half naked?”“Shit,” I giggled, “that slipped my mind.”So his plan was that I can balance sitting sideways on the thick limb we were standing on before and he positioned himself on a lower one with. One day, while sitting in the hay loft of my barn, Naomi decided she wanted to be experienced at kissing by the time she started dating."We should just practice on each other. Then, when Rob wants to kiss me in the backseat of his convertible, I'll be good at it." I think that might be a little weird. Don't you?" I asked."Kira, what's it gonna hurt? Seriously." I don't know. I just think it might be strange to kiss my best friend." I whined."Oh come on! You don't think I'm sexy?" Naomi pushed.