--Phil Proctor"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less".--Brendan Behan"Our cat sleep... between us. We call her the Tiny Chaperone".--Emily Claire Tamblyn"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"--Dustin Hoffman"I asked my wife 'On a scale from one to ten, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said. Aishwarya bhi fiki pd jaye ekdm mast 36 28 38 uske lambe bal, mast gol gol mumme our jabardast ubhri hui Gand hai re aunty ko koi ladka nahi tha qki uncle me koi problem thi ab main kahani pe aata hu. Ek din main apne family ke saath bahar ghumne ja raha tha hamari our mere uncle ki family ek hi ghar me rahete hain bss 3–3 kamre aalag aalg hain hamne ek Tata Sumo book ki our do din ke tour ke liye mahabaleshwar ja rahe the us din tk maine kabhi apni aunty k bare me utna galat socha nahi tha. And daily we used to chat and she used to share pics of her. I asked when are you coming to Hyderabad. She said at the time Diwali. I started a plan for the place to fuck her. Her measurements 36-30-36. A little plump. But yes those boobs felt like biting them and showin no mercy. We continued to chat for 1 month like that and we planned to have sex in any of the hotels in Hyderabad. The time has come, she arrived to Hyderabad and I got a call from her saying “Hey your bitch has arrived” I. What's up withyou? Are you on your way to St. Simon's?"I wondered if she knew what happened. Or if she knew something happened,if not what."I am heading in that direction now. I just got to South Carolina," Iadvised her."Oh good!" she exclaimed. "I think your fianc? needs to see you. She isvery worried Dan."Uh oh. So Rhonda was aware that something was up. "She is?" I asked."What's wrong?" I tried to pretend as though I didn't know."Dan! This is your sister you're talking to!" Rhonda.