"I'm being told that there is also a growing risk of state sponsored piracy – that's focused on the areas you might expect like the horn of Africa, ...ut also off the coast of some South American countries." State sponsored piracy? Surely not," said a surprised Salmond."State sponsored piracy isn't a new thing, First Minister," the civil servant explained. "Great Britain was once pretty good at it – privateers I think we called them – when we were at war with the Spanish and the Dutch East India. We went at it for over an hour and it was quite obvious that us men weren’t half as fit as the girls who looked very sexy all sweaty and wobbling about to the music in their tight leotards. I was glad when we were finished and was ready to collapse, as I think were Dave and James. We were all chatting away as we drank our Lemonade and generally warmed down before we all headed into the summer room to get changed. The idea of seeing the girls naked and up close had gradually drained from my mind. I don’t know why or how, but some how I knew she was telling me the truth, that I had done something to her. I hadn’t told her anything about what had happened to me in the past, when I was younger. She only knew that I was brought up in a children’s home, and that’s all. I simply packed a small bag of things, and moved out to give us both some space to think. And think I did, It took me a few days to come around to the idea, it’s not exactly like it was something I liked to talking about. It. "You three should look to the eligible bachelors around you. They don't actually look as old as we know they are and, if you trade your own dad, you won't be going with relatives."It was only natural we would look at the young lady by our side before looking a couple of seats away at the other one who might be interested."Ah, Miss Shelley, would you give me the pleasure of this dance?"She stood when I pulled her chair back and then I took her in my arms and waltzed her around the music-less.