With a sharp gasp, she brought her hands up to her breasts, but then took them away and clutched my upper arm. "Rod!" she hissed in a sharp whisper, a... if she might be heard. I looked out the window and observed an elderly couple walking a small dog of indeterminate linage. Without a word, I patted her hands away. She hesitated only a moment before dropping them to her sides again, but she stared incessantly at the couple, who continued on without once looking in our direction.I moved my hand. '4) MORE NUDITYA little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'5) POLICE #1While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a. I have to get things ready.” She moaned as she grabbed a coffee. “When did you last get fucked Jill.” I asked. “Three or four months ago.” She smiled looking at me, knowing what was on my mind. “Can you help her out here Tom?” I asked. “My pleasure Boss.” He replied with a big grin on his face as he took Jill’s hand and led her to the sofa. He prepared the sofa exactly as he had done for me and laid Jill down over the arm, he raised her skirt and pulled her panties down and off with one. That’s for sure. By the way, before you ask, I wasn’t a lifelong Democrat. Not entirely. I didn’t like either party, but I felt trapped. Minor parties stood no chance. Both major parties had deep, structural flaws. I had to make my choice. I cast my first ballot for President in 1992. For Ross Perot, of all people! I thought, let’s give someone fundamentally different a shot. Who knows how that might have gone?“Second time Clinton came up, I thought, well, I don’t like his gun control, but.