That woman is your biggest fan too, just in case you didn’t already know it,” Kay told me when she too placed her armload of grocery bags on the o...her bed.I turned just in time to see her skirt ride up in back and expose the tops of her stockings. Her legs were spread wide and damn does this woman have some long sexy legs. They’re not skinny either, though she’s as tall as Denorah and Jillian.“Josey, not only is your Granny Ramsey a big fan of yours, the whole commission made up of men and. I took a deep breath, held it and turned the key. When the latch clicked both doors opened with no resistance and I sat there taking in the curious site… The first thing that caught my eye was a giant penis, fully erect and complete with a set of balls below it standing straight up on a suction cup base. It was so large I was unable to notice anything else in the cupboard for some time. The realism of it was intriguing, veins running up the shaft toward a swollen mushroom head. I reached. Sadly, time overtook us and I realised I was going to run late for my flight so had to call things short and say goodbye. I settled back on the flight, closed my eyes, and dreamed of what opportunities I had just had to pass up.Somewhere around six months later, deep into what passes for a summer in the UK , my phone rang with an unknown number. “Hi Paul” said the cheeky accent, “remember me?” My brain a whirl of trying to figure out who it might be, I suddenly realised who it was. . Johnson, not in myAmerica!"I got the hefty fine as predicted but to my horror also got a year'sprison sentence to be served in full as an example to all who do not paytheir taxes. In a daze I was led away to prison.At the prison I was stripped of my clothes, possessions and given anorange boiler suit and a stack of bedding. Meekly I followed the guardto my cell. When I arrived I found the cell had another occupant. Amountain of a man and black, he smiled a wicked smile as I sat on mybunk across.