You can have the duck."This one is compliments of kilocyclesExcuse meA man enters a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps i...to a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast.They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 243."This one is complements of R LA little boy walks into a whorehouse with a murderous look. "May i say you are looking extremely glamorous andfeminine today, darling." Upon which i again blushed and timidly mumbleda, "Thank you, sir." He then smilingly asked me if that meant i wouldgive him another little kiss, with me of course nervously murmuring ameek, "Yes sir," whilst looking up to him longingly. And then ithappened.... the first little kiss was still quite innocent but then ifelt his big hand slipping around my slender silken waist and he kissedme again, this time more ardently. He slides his cock into your very wet pussy and you are fucking thrilled as he fills you. He reminds you that he doesn't give a fuck about you as he immediately pounds you like your husband used to. He slaps your ass, pulls your hair, and calls you a filthy whore. He doesn't stop fucking you like that for what feels like eternity. You have already cum more times with him then you have for your husband all month (REALLY TRUE! How pathetic is that?) He flips you over and chokes you as he slams. “Two extra strokes for arguing, now bend over.”Kate handed the phone to Aunty before bending me over the stool. Her fingers ran along my rigid cock as she parted my legs, either side of the stool and she too forced my cock down, trapped against the stool seat and pointing down between my thighs.She’d seen how painful the last stroke had been and a smile crossed her face. Thwack, across the top of my right cheek, thwack across the upper left cheek and hard enough to make me cry out. Thwack, this.