Had to be 9-10" and fat. So he starts showing me how he likes to jack and talking about chicks he's been with and totally getting into it. I'm standin... there watching him with his big cock poking out his pants and thinking, what the hell? Guess I was pretty clueless 'cause now I would have known right away what he was up to...So we finish smoking the joint and he starts trying to get me to join in. I was WAY too freaked out for that even tho he was obviously not shy about doing it. So he keeps. .. participate in last night’s orgy. Yes, there was some drunken debauchery last night. The King fucked me. He fucked my aunt. He fucked Zoe. He buggered Polygonus ... and you. And he fucked your mother, his own sister, he was so drunk, as were the rest of us.“At least nine or ten men had me last night, slightly more than enjoyed you and Polygonus. At least six or seven men had your mother, including you. Also, you bedded Alcestis, Arethusa, Sappho, Xanthippe, me, Zoe, Philippa, and Thalia. And. If I was a mind reader, I think it might go something like that.So, there’s my da, trying to figure out where and when the Mother Ship is arriving, my tough as nails ma is getting planted in the church yard, and there I am floppin’ around like a skinny skinned rabbit or some such. The friends and neighbors are willin’ but they ain’t got nothin’ neither. A couple of days dinner, and my da’s on his own again.But my da is a big, fine man. He don’t sell me off to some barren battle axe who wants to. That was after we found out how severe the cancer was. She meant for this to happen.“Ella,” I started to tell her it was too soon, but she stopped me a few words in.“Dan, I get it. I work for a man who just lost his wife. You like to go naked. So do I. But if this is too much, I’ll go inside.” As she started to get up she accidentally farted loudly! Everything froze for a second.But only for a second, because then I couldn’t stop myself from giggling like a kid, which infuriated her, causing.