She rolled over and said, “Bathroom!” I pulled her to her feet and managed to get her there just in time. When she finished she asked me to help...her back to bed. She leaned heavily on me and as we got to the bed she started to fall. I tried to catch her but she tripped and fell onto the bed, pulling me down on top of her. So there I was, laying on top of my aunt, my face buried between tits and my cock pressed against her pubic bone…..it looked like something out of a gawky teen movie. I. "Not some soulless, polished studio piece of shit."She looked at me, sort of my cue to back her up with a cutting remark,but I just shrugged and said, "Yeah, let's just do it the quick and dirtyway." Okay," Guitar Genius said. "If you want it to sound like total shit..." Yeah," I told him. Then, I broke my unilateral cease fire. "We want itto sound like total shit. That's what we're going for. The Shit Sound." That's what you're gonna get," he said. I let it go. Humor him, Amy. Icould tell. Our flame burned bright. I had always wondered why she gave up on me so quickly that afternoon at her house."I need to talk to her" I said. Triumphantly, I got up, looked at Neil confidently, raised my hand high in the air and....swiped right?What the fuck was I doing? She might barely use the app, or not at all. She might not have any premium features, and probably got hundreds of likes each day. This stupid app was warping my reality. "I really hope she didn't change her number" I finally. "So have you talked to her at all?" I just got off the phone with her." It's cold up here at night," she mocked me, sniffling dramatically."Okay, okay." And?" I pretty much told her I needed time to think and sort things out. I told her I couldn't see her right now, Jan." I know that was hard to do," she said, her voice full of praise and approval."Yes, it was." Of course, having a wild, squirting threesome in my husband's partner's sauna kind of takes the edge off, I was tempted to say. Oh,.