“May I come in, please?”“Oh, certainly, of course.” I held the door open, closing it after she came in and stepped back. A brief image of Mrs....J, pinned against the door with her legs held high and wide to accommodate me, flashed through my mind. It must have been there for more of flash.“Mark? Are you ok?”“Huh? Oh, yeah, sure, sure.”“Would it be better if I came back another time?”Perfect, here was an out. I could get rid of her and there would still be time to realize my fantasy if Mrs. J. -Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.-If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?These are compliments of John AWhy Teachers DrinkThe following questions were set in last year’s GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 18 year olds)Q. Name the four seasons?A ... Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegarQ. How is dew formed?A ... The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspireQ. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?A ... If you are buying. There was a pit for servicing cars, stuff like that, and an old blacksmith's forge along one wall, with a big iron chimney that went up and out through the wall. In the summer, the place was kind of warm and stuffy, with the windows and doors sealed shut.One summer day, Steve and Nick and George came by our house, and Tom went with them. I tagged along after Tom. Steve said Frank had some new girlie mags, and we could see 'em down at the clubhouse. We met Carmen and Frank, and the bunch of us. Everyone was upset with him for making the girl who was the gem in their community go away.Terence stopped going to church, he avoided people in that community, he just went to work and then afterward planned to kill Todd. He fantasized that if he had the chance, he would also kill Amy, Angela or Lisa. Or, even better, all of them. Maybe he would find them all coming back from some party together, and as they stepped out of the car, he would shoot all of them, shooting the women first, and Todd.