“I’ll do it if you name five postmodern novelists.”“Ok, Ok, Ok...” she hastily was trying to overcome her dizziness. “Ah… Thomas Pynchon...”He kissed her lips. “That’ one.”“Oh… I know! I know! Philip Roth.”He kissed her lips again. “That’s two.”“Ah… Let me think… Milan Kundera?”“Give me two more names and I’ll make you happy.”“Let me think again… Ah… No. I guess, that’s it. I’m sorry, I’m so dumb. I failed you again.”“No, Katy, you didn’t. I want you to continue reading at home.”She nodded biting. Mark eased his door open to get an idea of the fallout to expect and his stomach dropped. ‘You always take that brat’s side,’ he heard Jimmy slurring. ‘He’s just a kid, leave him out of this!’ ‘I’ll do what I fucking want, now move!’ followed by the sound of breaking glass. Mark was about to go find out what was happening when he heard his mother scream, followed by another scuffle. He heard the slide on Jimmy’s.45, loading the chamber and had just enough time to grab the phone, before he heard. “Was it painful?”, asks the former. “No, not really” says the second. “How about when they cut off your dick?” “No that really wasn’t the worst of it.” “Really?” says the first. “How about when they had to create the new hole? That must have been painful.” “No the worst part was when they stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season?Because they. She opened her eyes. She was still crying tears were running down her face. I said,” I love you too miss emotional, stop crying and give me a smile”. She looked very happy and a smile showed on her face. She was looking so cute. I said,” I love you sweety”. She smiled and said,” Love you”. Suddenly she placed her lips on mine. I was not expecting this. She bit my lips. It was so sensual. I got into the act. I pushed my tongue into her mouth. She welcomed me. We were kissing like this for 5.