” “Really, I’m fine,” I said. “I’ll say,” she said, licking her lips. I was tired of this, because I knew it wasn’t going anywhere. Sh...’d end up looking past me at some biker type dude like she always did. But she kept pushing. “Seriously, what’s on your mind? You seemed a little different after we left the store.”“Well nothing, just a bunch of stuff, but there was this cover…” I heard myself say before I could stop. “What cover?” She asked. “Um, over in the Noise section…” I. Well, they both were totally horny and went at me like it was the last opportunity they might ever get to have sex.So, I stopped them both, "Stop, boys, damn, just a minute. Both of you, get off me," I barked at them and they got off me immediately looking kind of scared."Just take it easy, guys. We need to start this all over. Now, have either of you two had sex before?"The both told me they hadn't so I began showing them what a woman's body was like, explaining the wonders to be had by going. After a month of torture and rape, I do believe you'regoing to be fine. You know, you've changed." I know what you mean. I could have sworn that I had something elsebetween my legs when I came to this planet." I remember a time when you couldn't joke about it. You're softer, moreaccepting. I like you more than I used to." Well, I am softer, and it's these damn hormones making me cry, makingme feel all cuddly and warm. I'm helpless before the feminineonslaught."She laughed. "Well, you haven't. How could I have become so horny? Was I suddenly a lesbian, or what was happening to me? I wasn’t sure I could tell Kelly, she might take it the wrong way and I didn’t want to lose my best friend. At the same time, she was my best friend and if I couldn’t speak to her, then who could I talk to?” I got out of the shower, dried, used a skin lotion on my body and put on my makeup. I padded naked to my room where I dressed in a light yellow summer dress and sandals. “You look so cute,” said Kelly.