" Well, young lady we seem to have a problem here. You are in grave danger of flunking out of my class. Plus in addition you seem to have a problem wi...h telling time. When I said ten minutes I meant ten, not fifteen." Yes sir, I do apologize for that." That won't be quite good enough. I think you need a stiff punishment, so that you will remember in the future. A punishment might also redirect you in your studies."Now I really started to get scared. I had no idea what he meant by punishment,. . I did. I had to appear at my local doctor for a complete physical and passed ... mostly. I was still listed as emotionally deficient. Then I had to appear at my local board.There were two military officers and a civilian on the local board. The subject of 'transferee' came up."How old are you?" asked the civilian."Which body?" Oh ... I like this one," said the Army Captain."I'm a transfer," I said. "This body just turned 18. My other body was 22. 23 now." What can you do?" asked the Navy. Ali replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."Trump says, "You know, Ali, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner." What did it say on the banners?" Ali asks.Trump replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."This one is compliments of ChrisThe swearing nun.A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh. ONLY love." You sound mad." I am kinda mad," she said. "Ed, I LOVE you. This ain't some stupid little kid infatuation crap."First time I'd ever heard her lose control of her language."I get a say in this. You KNOW I love you. Even if I hadn't been in and out of our bed, you'd still be my best friend and I'd love you and you wouldn't know it but I would until I worked up courage to say something. You thought I was kidding that day in the car. I wasn't kidding then and I'm not kidding now. Love..