Our anniversary was the next day and I asked E.J. if he would be available, he said he was surfing with friends in the afternoon and he was available ...hat evening. I checked in with my wife after dinner, I told her I had found a nice young man and showed her his pictures. She said I can't believe you did this, are you really sure you are OK with it? I told her I was definitely OK with it if she was willing. She said she was excited by the idea but really nervous and I am going to have to see. "Older Huh? Your sister is only 2 minutes older than you. But I see what you mean. But I love all three of you the same. Mary just seems to have latched on to me as hers. I'm sorry." Don't be daddy. Me and Larry are fine with it. We love you very much too. Now can I hold it for you?" Sure sweety, I was almost ready go anyway. Let me lift the lid & the seat. We don't want to get the seat wet, do we? Now just hold my penis loosely. There, now make sure we hit the bowl. And when I get done, shake. “I can get rid of the mole, but I’m going to have to report you to the animal welfare people”.It is noteworthy that nobody who was originally on the Paleo Diet lived past 35.I once had sex for 62 minutes straight, without stopping. Of course, that was on the day that they moved the clocks... My mother’s at the stage where she talks about everyone who’s died.“Do you remember Muriel? She’s just died”“Do you remember Arthur? He’s just died.”I said, “Mom, get off the roof and give me the gun”.And. OConnor. Excuse me? she stopped and turned in my direction, one eye brow raised in a very confused look. Shannon OConnor, the gentleman I am supposed to be meeting. I was now as confused as she appeared. She immediately let out a belly laugh, putting her hand on the wall to hold her up. I just stood there even more confused. Did I say something? I asked mousily. She laughed a little more and replied, Im Shannon OConnor. She smiled a big grin at me. I felt like such a fool. Had I already blown.