Aap kal mere college aajao, main 1 baje canteen main milungaUnknown Person : Ok, Done….kal afternoon main 1 baje college ki canteen….dosto us time...main soch raha tha ki koi mujse mazak kar raha hai magar agle din main apne ek dost ke sath canteen main betha snacks kha raha tha to ek aadmi jiski age : 32yrs ki thi wo mera naam puchta hua canteen main enter hua aur mere pass aake beth gaya.maine pucha ap wahi hai jisne mujhe call kiya tha,usne kaha haan….maine kaha….Boliye apko mujse kya kaam. We kept the formalities brief. Someone from the company made a short speech about Albert's brilliance and unwavering dedication to scientific truth; then I followed with some suitably lapidary remarks recalling his disdain for wealth and fame and praising his single-minded commitment to his goal in life (fortunately no one asked me to specify what this might have been). The whole ceremony was uncompromisingly secular. Albert had never said anything about religion, but somehow we all knew he. She continued to ask questions and I told her I would introduce her to Gill before we left if that's what she wanted, but to stop asking so many questions or she would get her rear warmed for the second time that night.When we left, I introduced them to each other, both were being bitchy. I slapped my fiancés bottom and told her to wait outside while I said goodnight to Gill. I slipped my phone number written on a beer mat into her hand, turned her round and slapped her bottom and told her. "Many of the men nodded their heads in agreement."Brothers, you have been given a great opportunity, an opportunity to help create a whole new nation, and, in fact, a whole new race. As you have probably heard, Europe is no longer reproducing, their men are not impregnating their women like a real man should."I was confused, "What the hell is this guy talking about?"The man continued,"The women in this town need you, all of Europe needs you. Unlike the white man's organ, the Muslim organ is.