There's usually a couple of girls and a group of guys. The rule is that the chicks have to get totally naked and kneel. Squatting isn't allowed: their...kneecaps have to be touching the floor. So do the tops of their feet, nice and smooth, like the models do, you know, cheesecake, except the other way around because the soles of their feet are facing upward now.Last time I participated was Monday. Delia and Valerie were the two semenals, though there were several other girls there. Danny stepped. "The usual," she said with a giggle."No, you don't," snapped Lila. "You always get to him first. Today, I'm having first crack." Girls, girls," I said. "There's enough for everybody." No, there isn't and that's the problem," snapped Lila. "Miss goody-goody, here, usually drains you dry and then you're no good for hours after." Fine, fine," I said, "but I need to be on top, you know how heavy you are. Last time, you nearly suffocated me." I like being on top," she snarled."I don't," piped in. And he’s the one making his wife wear the scarf so...”Lily was grinning too. I sighed. “Right let me go and find a bit of branch.”“Extra large, we got,” Jaz reminded me, “that’ll be ninety-fifth percentile won’t it, same as you are.”I caught on just in time: “ ... Never you mind what size I am.”“Well we want to know your bit of wood’s realistic don’t we.”“It’ll be realistic enough.” I abandoned the argument, wondering if these two had been looking at my bulge, or if their mother had been. .. I have been left out of this? I am not the ... most faithful of husbands, no, but I never expected that my wife would hold out on me. Certainly not on something like this,” Vikram confronted her while sitting down in the only chair in the bedroom.“Well, if you’re not the most faithful of husbands, and I’m not the most faithful of wives, we’re both holding out on each other, aren’t we? Besides, we can move in with them ... we’ve all been talking of moving in together, you know. All of us. Dan.