A pair of staggering tarts tried to push past him giving him the finger like they actually knew who he was but he was not upset because they seemed a ...appy sort and more concerned with each other than any stray dick wandering around in front of booze distribution centers.The place was filled to the rafters and the crowd was well lubricated even though it was fairly early in the evening. He noticed that there were a lot more females than males than he remembered from past excursions but put that. "Golfer: He picks up his club up and says, "I don't see anything."Caddy: "Other end."Don't look down on anyone unless you are helping them up...This one is compliments of Chuck ... With thanksThe ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPERTwo Different Versions...Two Different MoralsOLD VERSION :The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.Come winter, the. .." Melissa started to say when she noticed Amy's school folder in the coffee table. A corner of paper was sticking out of the folder with some red writing on it. She was sure it had to be something bad when she pulled it from the folder.To her amazement, it was a test from Amy's math class and she had managed aB minus on it. Amy had always hated math and wasn't doing any better in high school. Amy didn't like the way the words sounded her mom had started to say and decided to seize the. "You can't help the way you need to be. Nobody in our position can." Yeah," Becca says, sitting down on the back seat of my car. "You're anamazing, kind, sensitive human being. She isn't." You saw how upset mum was, though," I sigh. "And how upset Emma was...And it's all my fault." It is NOT your fault!" Becca angrily retorts."You said nothing to upset your mother or your sister," Jamie insists."They've loved you for who you are for the last nine years." And will love you for who you are for.