He made it onto his back and felt something missing; something was truly wrong.Pyotr lifted his head and stared straight down his body to his toes. He...looked at his toes with great curiosity as if he had not seen them in a very long time. Something tickled his memory and traveled down his spine as he wiggled his pigglies to confirm that all was well at the other end. Then the realization struck him thunderously: he could actually see his toes, his long lost friends.The fat was gone; the bane of. "No, no, let me try blowing on it." She said, pushing her hand against my forehead, making me lean back.I looked up at her, a puzzled look on my face as she stared at me with a big playful grin.I suddenly realised what she meant, as she let rip a fart on the toilet seat.It rattled so loudly under her asshole and the porcelain."Ahhh that's better!" She laughed, as another, slightly quieter fart rattled its way out.I just looked up at her, like a puppy dog."Sorry, you can kiss it some more now.". I just wasn't happy for myself.A few months after my birthday I told Roger I needed to do something, I needed to get out more. The boys didn't need me to do as much for them, they were able to do a lot more for their selves. So, I took a job as a secretary in an insurance agency.When I began working, I really felt good. There were a lot of men at the agency and they paid attention to me. I started dressing for work, short skirts, tight tops, I thought I was looking good. Roger saw me most. ’ Jolene, his paralegal, knocked on the office door and entered. He looked up from the note and saw the smirk on Jolene’s face. ‘It’s HER again. Do you want to take the call or not?’ He cleared his throat and said, ‘I’ll take it in here. Close the door on your way out please.’ ‘Sure thing boss.’ Jolene snickered as she closed the office door. He was slightly irritated when he picked up the phone and said, ‘Tom Smith’. ‘Professor Tom! I just wanted to say hi. I also wanted to make sure you got.