I hadn't had sex with someone in a while, and had gotten used to evenings watching the usual stack of gay porn tapes; rewatching my favorite cumshots ...ntil my tv screen was pretty much glazed. So I thought, on one end, here was an invitation; even if it was not the most attractive guy and, on top of that, someone close to three-times my age at the time. I told him I couldn't come at that moment, but asked for his number. I could see the old horny dog just about have a heart attack. How many. “Miss, Ah do’t rightly know whut a whore duz.”She stared at me. Ah later learned that she thawt Ah were funnin her but figgured Ah were fer real by the look on my face so she splained, “Ah has sex fer money.”Thet didn’t help me much so Ah kept askin, “Ah don’t know nuthin about sex cause my Paw won’t tell me.”“Yew ain’t never been with a gurl?”“No. Yer the furst one Ah’ve talked to except a little at skool.”She seemed real interested in me all of a sudden and came over to sit by me. “Whut’s yer. Ashwini: you can speak your heart out, I won’t tell Rohit anything.Me: It’s not about telling him, just don’t want to hurt you. Come on Ashwini, you know how Rohit is. Why would you expect anything out of this?Ashwini: I don’t know, I didn’t at first. But now I can’t help myself.Me: are you in love with him?She was quiet.Me: have you told him this?Ashwini: Nope, that’s why I thought I’d consult you first.Me: I honestly don’t know what to say.I honestly didn’t at the moment.Me: you need to tell. I suppose that’s a landmark of sorts. Most Presidents get them, and almost every President since Hoover. As far as I had heard, only Eisenhower and Johnson hadn’t been targeted. Most of them are incredibly amateurish and put together by a whack job, but they often get lucky and hit somebody, though maybe not the President. The Secret Service gets paranoid about politicians, and politicians aren’t easy to protect. We can’t be hidden away 24/7, and the basic instinct is to meet and greet and.