That had all started nearly 18 years earlier and as a result of all the various sexual liaisons Philip had experienced, he had more babies running aro...nd in the 50-mile radius of where he and Mary lived that it was almost hard to keep track of all the offspring Philip had conceived with his various lovers. Eighteen years ago!! Philip could hardly bring himself to realize it had been that many years since he'd made his first sexual overtures to one of his daughters-in-law and then it seemed like. She was always cheerful and very welcoming, and frequently she produced special offers of cake and items for us that were scarce. When we asked her where she got them from she would tap the side of her nose and say something like "Don't looks a gift horse in the mouth." or, "ask no questions and hear no lies." and she would sweep away into the kitchen. I had always thought she was a very precocious young lady, but god, she was damn sexy. In many ways she reminded me of my lost Beanie.It was. ‘You’ve been listening to trade secrets sir.’ They both watched the attractive rear of the waitress swinging like a pendulum. ‘Hunk’s Fodder?’ enquired Marty’s guest. ‘Rump steak, onions, mushrooms, salad and French fries.’ ‘Oh, why aren’t I surprised? Since we are close to the subject of delectable flesh, what are the specifications for the prospective spouse?’ ‘Around twenty-five, any color hair or eyes, strong but very feminine build, about five-ten, unlikely to run to fat early, great in. ”“Yeah, well, she’s told Alyssa just enough that Alyssa is curious too.”“No,” Jordan said with a chuckle. “She’s not drooling over you already, is she?”“Well, there was an incident earlier tonight.” I told her about the hot bath.Jordan laughed. “Oh, I’m sorry. I don’t mean to laugh, but you have got to admit, it is a little funny.”“Very little.”“So, what’s she doing now?”“Well, we just finished decorating the Christmas tree and taking pictures of it. Here, let me send you what I have.” I sent.