“Baby. Maybe you should start out with something lighter.” He smiled and held his hand out for the sharp baton before she sliced her head off with...it. The fear in her eyes faded and was replaced with stubbornness, much to Zak’s amusement. At least that’s what he was trying to convince himself he felt. Yep. It was amusement, not teeth gritting annoyance. She needed to… spread her wings and become a little more inde— “But I like this weapon. Look what I can do with it.” She giggled with glee and. Even my goddamn hair hurt.My skin was a thousand pinpricks of sharp pain.I tried to open one eye, but the painful brilliance of a supernova pierced through my brain, slamming into the back of my skull with all the delicacy of a semi-truck.With a load of steel girders. And plate glass.Driven by Ted Nugent. A really pissed off Ted Nugent.Probably a drunk Ted Nugent.There was a horrible screeching sound slowly building, kind of like cat nails on an endless chalkboard.Sweet Jesus save me. Or Buddha. Kathy gave her the new Air Supply album. Susie gave Kara a sweater with her initials on it, KAB.“Kara, I don’t know your middle name!” I said.“It’s Anne, with an ‘e’.”“Mine’s Ann, but no ‘e’,” Stephanie chimed in.Stephanie smirked as she handed her gift to Kara. She had gone out with Bethany one day and hadn’t told me what she’d purchased. The smirk told me it was going to be something sexy. I was sure everyone at the table knew that Kara and I were intimate; I just hoped my mom didn’t happen. I smiled at them then launched into the story.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~November 16th, 2017This day was as crazy as the evening when my futa-dick first sprouted back at the end of September. Every woman I had sex with came up pregnant. It didn't seem to matter if she were on birth control or even when in her fertility cycle we had sex. It was like my cum was so potent it overcame any drugs in their body and stimulated their ovaries to release an egg right then and there.Not only that, but.