Raj interjected and said -” Vijay bhaiya – everything is okay, bus meri aur se to haan hai aur rekha bhi maan gayi hai, to ab der kis baat ki, sha...di ki tayaariyan karo”. Seeing that I was nervous and looking frightened, Raj said-“rekhaji, kis baat se dar rahi ho, chalo ab hi shadi kartein hai, agar tum chaho to’. Saying this he took my chin in his hand and kissed me on my cheek. Vijay was angry. He said `Raj behave yourself, hamaare ghar mein shaadi ke pahle yeh sab nahi ho sakta’. Raj said. But what was I thinking? Julie and I had a massive job to do, which had to be done perfectly, and this was not anything more than a working Saturday, right? I grabbed a T-shirt with my motorcycle club logo on it and with the sleeves torn off and headed out.When I arrived at work, I unlocked the door and saw the alarm was set to “Away,” meaning no one else was in the building. I didn’t have to wait long in the lobby before the door opened and there stood Julie. ‘Oh my God!’ I thought to myself,. My belly was grumbling uncomfortably, and I knew I had to find a bathroom. I stepped to the curb and tried to remember where I'd left that goddamn car. I remembered, and it was a blur between that moment and this moment now as I prepared and sat down, again noting the filth, the green buggers, shit streaks, and dirty limericks. Although they appeared hazy at best, I easily made out one note left in the stall for other's reading enjoyment. I saw letters scrawled on the door: 4 bloody good time,. The sudden realization and shock made me cover up, and no sooner had I when my husband walked in, all smiles, with a tray with tea and toast on it.My heart was still pounding, both from the exertions of self relief, and being almost caught, now it seem by both my husband and the bloody milkman.'Christ Peter', I remonstrated, 'you left the curtains wide open, I could have been lying here as naked as the day I was born'.He put the tray down and smiled, 'You were when I got up this morning', he.